This old drunk dude is really trying to get with me. Okay, so here’s the story. I’m walking to the bus stop from work, chipotle in hand, as I walked past him. He’s like “damn!!!!” under his breath and I’m like okay whatever. I roll my eyes and keep it moving. We get on the (we’re still on the bus) and he’s sucking his teeth trying to get my attention. This girl thirsty and that drink is not helping her. I’m like nigga calm down.