do I go and tell you to change your theme?
Earlier at work, my coworker who’s a girl and a lesbian was slapping my butt and she was like you got a phat butt. I’m like ok whatever. So the dude in the previous post is standing behind us and he’s just laughing while she slaps it. Anyways he was trying to “protect his masculinity” and I was just laughing. She slaps it again and he laughs again and I’m like “you like that jiggle don’t you” and then he starts to cry laugh. He wants it so bad. I can tell. Then he was like he needs to go and buy some Jordan’s to get his manhood back lol!!!
You know what happened…(chuckles). No, you have no idea what happened. You have no idea what’s currently happening. You’re skipping around in a field full of bombs and mistaking them for daisies. This, dear… sweet child is what happened…