We’re currently in an on and off relationship in my head. Some days I want him so bad and other days I’m just like “ch.” The other day he told me we were getting lunch and he sent his assistant to get my order on what I wanted from this place called Jimmy Johns (It’s like a knockoff Subway lol). So she took my order and I’m assuming that he’s getting everybody lunch. I went around and asked my other coworkers did they get lunch from Jimmy Johns and they were like no. So I’m shocked and appalled girl because he only got me lunch and nobody else. I’m talking toward his office and he comes out with my sandwich in his hand and he hands it to me. He’s like “here’s your sandwich because you know I don’t eat pork”. He said it mockingly because I bought him some pizza and he remembered what I said (read post: here).
Muthafuckin thank you!(via blueklectic)