Literally almost couldn’t contain myself on the train today. This dude gets on the train with sweatpants (a boy’s worst enemy). At first I’m like “okay those are cute, from Nike, etc…” Then he turns around and when I tell you that he had an ass that was so fat, I literally almost hopped out of my seat and jumped for joy. He was listening to his headphones and you know how niggas do. Act like they doing a performance at a concert while they listening to their headphones. So, he keeps turning and moving and all of a sudden his print shows up! I was “dammmmmnnnn” and you could see it all over my face. This lady was staring at me too while I politely rolled my eyes at her. I was like Brenda at the movie theatre.
This sounds like something a soufeast dc nigga would say…I love all southeast niggas.